(Or Why You Are No Longer ROSS-ey)
10) You are a Mama's boy.
9) You remember my birthday but you don't remember your children's birthdays nor their ages. (Tsk-tsk.)
8) You still went to work on the day that your ex-wives gave birth to your sons. (How could you?)
7) You send me birthday and Christmas gifts without any accompanying card. (Dude, your gifts even have the price tags on them!)
6) You lack wit and my kind of humor.
5) You don't get my jokes that I feel so embarrassed after delivering them. (Ahuhuhu.)
4) You don't know how to use Google. (For Pete's sake, even my 61-year old Mom knows how to use Google.)
3) You have never used a deodorant. (Until I told you to.)
2) Your favorite show is "Wowowee." (Aaargh!)
1) You keep telling me that you love me but you won't even visit me. (Enough said.)
