Ten Little Foolinians

Ten little Foolinians
with short hair in a line
One was a T-bird
and then there were nine.

Nine little Foolinians
in Amigo where they ate
One misbehaved
and then there were eight.

Eight little Foolinians
smoking as if in heaven
One suffered from cancer
and then there were seven.

Seven little Foolinians
with DOMs they would mix
One got pregnant
and then there were six.

Six little Foolinians
in colored ribbons to look alive
"Mrs. Hunter" caught one
and then there were five.

Five little Foolinians
wearing flat shoes on the second floor
A student leader apprehended one
and then there were four.

Four little Foolinians
in Malvar Gate they would flee
Strict was the "sikyu"
and then there were three.

Three little Foolinians
in tight skirts and stilleto
One was suspended
and then there were two.

Two little Foolinians
exchanging skirts in the john
But "Mrs. Hunter" saw one
and then there was one.

One little Foolinian
all alone with no one
Breaks another regulation
and then there was none.

*This parody is dedicated to all Paulinian violators.