1) Witty is the funny that makes people post more than a smiley. It invites a biting repartee, but a play of words is better. Sadly, the clueless will never get the witty. Now that ruins the funny.
2) Someone mentioned that there's a difference between wordplay and a play of words. He didn't elaborate though. He always made me want to research, but not on an EMPTY TUMMY because I won't EAT MY WORDS.
3) You may think I'm bitter, but I'm really just testing your tolerance for annoyance.
4) The next time someone addresses you in a condescending manner, slowly tell that person: "Talk to the wrist. The fist is pissed."
5) Have you heard of the new drink in town? It's called the LAARTINI. It's a PUNCH that has a KICK. Just one sip will make you correct people's grammar in any social event. If you finish a glass, you're guaranteed to get PUNCHed and KICKed out of any party. Want a sip? It's on me. Ahihihi.
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