1) Acknowledge all bwisitors, hecklers, well-wishers and wannabes to The Cat House.
2) Dugyot posts in The Cat House will be ignored or ridiculed ad nauseam depending on our mood.
3) Think of quality, not quantity, when submitting works to the CSA. Check spelling, typos and grammatical horrors before uploading your piece.
4) Follow the one-post/two-crit policy (1 poem-2 crits of 2 poems; 1 essay-2 crits of 2 essays NOT 2 POEMS and 1 short story-2 crits of 2 short stories NOT 2 POEMS).
5) Support all Lab Cats' submissions to the CSA. Give praise when it's worthy; offer suggestions to the lousy.
6) Posting cut and pasted funny feline pics or links of hilarious hirsute hussies is allowed.
7) Under no circumstances is txt splng nor aLtErNaTiNg CaPs AlLoWeD.
8) Clean the litter box after every dugyot poop. (Read: If someone posts a dugyot entry, redirect the thread to be funny.)
9) Be a witty kitty. Make others laugh. Sniff in a jiff. Scratch and snatch. Pounce with a bounce.
Meowr!
