1) Uh, how do you save face once you’ve realized that you sent a break-up text to the wrong guy?
2) Perfect Excuse to Turn Down a Date: I don't think I'm your type. I'm not inflatable.
3) When I become thin, I'm ready for sin.
4) If playing word games could make me lose weight, I'd be sexy everyday.
5) Sarcasm is lost to the clueless.
6) What may be offensive to John may not be offensive to Juan.
7) Uh, did someone in California feel the earthquake? Or was that just our neighbors engaging in bedroom gymnastics?
8) Yes, I know it’s Cinco De Mayo, but yo no quiero taco.
9) Note to self: Catch people off guard by smiling at those who never bothered to smile at me. Wink and walk away.
10) Pssst! Made you read. Ahihihi.
