Facebook Arnimalisms: Series 2

1) Makipaglandian sa nilalandi ng iba pang malalandi.

2) Makipaglandiang muli sa nilalandi ng iba pang mas malanding nakikipaglandiang muli.

3) Pag ako’y walang magawa at nababato, nakikipaglandian ako.

4) Matutong makinig para maging kaibig-ibig. Akala mo lang ako’y kinikilig. Umikot ka naman sa iba pang daigdig.

5) Hindi pwedeng maging tayo sapagkat ikaw ay murahero.

6) Ang taong makulit ay kinikindatan na lang pag mapilit para di ka mabuwisit.

7) Nagkamali ako sa paghahabol. Wala ka pa lang kwenta at mistulang tukmol.

8) Pag nag-init ako, sasabog ka.

9) Mataba man ako, tanga ka pa rin.

10) Hindi lahat ng dilat ay mulat.

Facebook Arnimalisms: Series 1

1) I don’t mind if you consider me ugly. I hope you don’t mind if I point out your horrendous grammar and constant misspelling. Witty trumps pretty.

2) Future Bumper Sticker for an Ex-BF: I think; therefore, you are not.

3) If my laughter could kill, all the men I’ve dated would’ve been dead by now.

4) Some people confuse self-confidence with arrogance. I love confusing those people.

5) Excuse me, I am not flirting with you. I just want your Facebook wall to be interesting to read.

6) Hey, stop thinking I’m flirting with you. Your wall was shit. I thought I’d inject some wit.

7) I’m not that smart. You just don’t read a lot.

8) Talk to the fist. The hand is pissed.

9) I am not above you; you just think you’re beneath me.

10) You can’t make me like my own status. I have friends who would do that.