My Newly Coined LABable Words

These words are based on the crazy characters (members and moderators) of the Laboratoryo website -- http://laboratoryo.invisionplus.net

Alambreonics - the science and philosophy of the Lab shaman; may involve the occasional magic of the altnicks

Arnivorous arnimal - the verbivore who devours words on sight in this site

Arntertainment - the art of amusing Kaykay the arnivorous way; usually involves word play, alliteration and rhyme streak style; done sometimes to irritate a chosen few

Bum-mer - a noun pertaining to bum's spot-on crit of a lousy or readable poem in the Poetry Lab

Busabosize - to dissect a poem the santongbusabos way; after effects may include any or all of the following -- frowning, bawling, cursing, leaving The Lab for good or sucking it up and trying to write a poem again till one gets it right

Crankquil - an adjective that describes majority of crankynoodles' posts which are cool, calm, collected and classy

Dyaggitry - the essence of being the nerdy but Labable dyaggy bee; includes a penchant for anything that flies and aversion to stinky goddesses

Echostrian - what we can call jerichogio if he continues to chronicle the Lab History of Writing by compiling the best and the worst that we all came up with; no horses involved

Kaykadorable - an adjective that describes the little things Kaykay does to make her still labable to the Lab Pussy

Kaykayatry - the philosophy and practice of being the Tiboli President; includes the ability to post off-topic comments but still remain labable; may involve on-and-off feelings of paranoia resulting in occasional Lab self-banishment

Kikomanicks - Kiko's posts depicting nightly and naughty left and right hand calisthenics with his nocturnal partner, Mariang Palad

Kulitics - a mod/member's practice of nonchalantly continuing to post off-topic comments in a thread despite some mod's determination and effort to redirect a thread back to the original topic

Laboteur - a noun indicating someone in the Lab who labotages, err, sabotages a thread by his/her nasty rejoinders; supported by some and loathed by a few; usually forces a mod to close a thread instead of just redirecting back to the original topic

Labdigger - a member or mod who resurrects an interesting thread (either in the CSA or any sub-forum) that is long forgotten; resurrected to amaze, amuse, inform or reform.

Lab pussy - the moderator monicker of the arnivorous arnimal; catty head of the Labable Lab Cats clan

Lab side commie - any member or mod who enters a thread and destroys the flow of that thread by his/her side comments; sometimes clueless, confused or just plain annoying.

Magicnick - an altnick created and used to diffuse a thread bomb that's about to explode

Mooner - the mod who swooned over the kaput Labteams of sb-sushi and kiko-arni

Jesuszifics/Jesuszisms - Jesus Z's witty posts that are scattered all over the Lab; characterized by out-of-the-blue spurts of wit and right timing

Jopolicious - an adjective describing all of the salacious and lascivious poems posted in the Poetry Lab by our very own celebrity, jopoguerrero

Onimated - an adjective that describes oni's hyperactive posts; usually punctuated with XD.

Placebic - an adjective describing short posts of Placeboo to make us feel her presence despite her busy school life and nocturnal hospital sked

Pun-ny pussy - a labable (sometimes unlabable but not labless) Lab Cat who has a penchant for creating Lab puns based on Lab funny, puny and pun-ny creatures; borders on the witty and the silly, but more often than not, the corny.

Pussykal - Lab cat na maangal at mahilig umatungal; kalmot mode on, never off

Stalkeries - series of witty essays written by stalker; includes her Good Guy series in three parts and her Bloody series, now on its fifth part

Stinkymology - the study of categorizing a thread/member by the Lab diyosa and his/her practice of entering a thread and posting the word "dugyot"

Sushiness - a noun pertaining to happiness upon reading sushi's lively, playful and thoughtful posts; devoid of sarcasm and hypocrisy

Tinkify - a verb signalling tink's pursuit of dyagwar; may involve aggressive fondling and constant bickering all over The Lab

Tinkology - the philosophy of the stinky goddess; involves praising the worthy, playing with the witty and dissing the silly

Tupendous - an adjective describing xtopherdelax's energetic grooves and grinds during videoke EBs; may also apply to his uncanny knack for cracking jokes with never-ending punch lines

Winsumness - a noun pertaining to winsum's keen observation of Lab mods and members

Zenterpretation - zenmarcus' amusing and amazing practice of interpreting Labsters' dreams and nightmares